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I'm Lor. I'm 24 and live in NY. Ask me about Animal Crossing.

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

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d0cpr0fess0r:

Kill la Kill is an amazing anime because the animation can go from

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to

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itscarororo:

*salivates*

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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm (via silmarillions)

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askbristle:

mot-mithra:

"what a big poro"

Day 126: The Poros still believe the boar is one of them….

askbristle:

mot-mithra:

"what a big poro"

Day 126: The Poros still believe the boar is one of them….

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slow-riot:

Nintendo sure is making some weird choices for Smash Bros this time around

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villagertrade:

Villager you’re trading: Bluebear
Villager(s) you’re looking for: Ruby, Carmen, Fauna, Lolly, Clay (in that order!)
Real life/world time your villager moves: April 11th
Personality/Species: Peppy Cub
Additional info: She’s asked to move four times now, so I figured I’d let her go! She’s not original, but her house is kept in nice shape (replaced some, but kept the main theme) Please no bell offers! 
URL: lorwhal.tumblr.com
FC: 4012 4645 9492

608474:

Lucy (2014)

dude who wrote/directed this also wrote/directed The Fifth Element

kaidancrossing:

how do you think i pay for public works projects

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theeternalouroboros:

I imagine Princess Zelda would not sit quietly while her castle was overrun by baddies. She would shoot them, duh. 

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fictiongrumps:

Mycaruba Shirt!: Danny

You sexy son of a bitch.

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