“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’
Villager you’re trading: Bluebear
Villager(s) you’re looking for: Ruby, Carmen, Fauna, Lolly, Clay (in that order!)
Real life/world time your villager moves: April 11th
Personality/Species: Peppy Cub
Additional info: She’s asked to move four times now, so I figured I’d let her go! She’s not original, but her house is kept in nice shape (replaced some, but kept the main theme) Please no bell offers!
FC: 4012 4645 9492